OVERVIEW

Hi there, and welcome to Rolfland, my own little place in the big world of cyberspace. In Rolfland, you will find mind-bendingly deep poetry, quotes, and books, unusually old-school video games, awe-inspiring feats of technical skill, and even some useless silly randomness. Here's a quick run-through of what you will find if you'll take some time to explore the depths of Rolfland:

GAMES

I'm talking about video games here, not the kind of games that require a board or the kind of games women like to play. Here is where you can download some games that I've programmed in my spare time. These are games that were made by myself and possibly two or three others in a matter of days or weeks, so if you're expecting 3D exploding mutant zombie heads and hyperspatially rendered megatextures, you'll be direly disappointed. If, on the other hand, you are expecting simple, polished gameplay reminiscent of the dawn of the gaming era, then you'll probably be a bit less disappointed.

POETRY

This is where you will find some of the best poetry I've written. I should warn you that this is probably not the type of poetry you're used to. I'm sorry to say that you will not find any sappy rantings about dewdrops on the bark of a willow tree or anything of the like here. No, this stuff is about as blunt and straightforward as a baseball bat. Basically, I try to emulate what Dr.Seuss would sound like if he were into punk rock. A lofty goal, I know, but I think I'll reach it eventually.

PHOTO ALBUM

This is where I keep a photo archive of places I've been and things I've done. Ah, the memories...

READING LIST

Here you will find some of the gems I have dug up over the past years through my countless hours of rummaging around in bookstores. I hope you will find the books listed here as useful and entertaining as I have.

JUGGLING

Did you come here to see some videos of awe-inspiring feats of technical skill, by chance? Well then, this is the section for you! Now, you won't find the usual kind of circus entertainment where I juggle ten objects at once while standing on a ladder and doing backflips. I can't compete with that, to be honest with you. But, what I can do is show you an assortment of creative juggling tricks that you won't find anywhere else. This should be especially interesting for you if you are a juggler and are looking for some new tricks to learn.

WIZE WERDZ

Remember all those TV commercials telling you how you need to buy more stuff for you to be happy? Or even that you are inadequate without buying their stuff? Well, guess what? They're wrong! You're fine just the way you are, and you don't need to buy more stuff to be happy. You do, however, need to check out some personal statements at the wizewerdz.com online store for inspiration.

CONTACT

This is where you can email me if you have any corrections, requests, suggestions or other feedack